Get yourself some trousers!' Women belong in the kitchen - everyone knows that. Not in jobs, pubs or indeed trousers, and certainly not on the front line. Cutting off her hair and wearing the trousers is easy. Learning to fart and belch in public and walk like an ape takes more time. Well . .

Get yourself some trousers!' Women belong in the kitchen - everyone knows that. Not in jobs, pubs or indeed trousers, and certainly not on the front line. Cutting off her hair and wearing the trousers is easy. Learning to fart and belch in public and walk like an ape takes more time. Well . .