**Think you know Ankh-Morpork? Think again.*In this top-secret guide, intrepid explorers will experience the real *city.

**Think you know Ankh-Morpork? Think again.*In this top-secret guide, intrepid explorers will experience the real *city.

If you've ever wondered where Unseen University students wet their whistles (while avoiding their teachers as they do the same), or pondered just what the Assassins' Guild constitutes a proper means of inhumation - there are standards to be upheld - this is the book for you.

That's right, have yourself a glimpse of what actually goes on in the city's societies. Cut the chaff, peek behind the curtain, see how the sausage gets made . . . err, you get the idea.

Just don't let the Thieves' Guild catch you with this. They won't appreciate their methods being flogged behind their back. Flogging's their job.* Completely revamped and redesigned, this full-colour book contains material from Discworld Diaries across the decades.*