Never mind the Balkans, here's Romania. Close your guide book, meet the people.

Never mind the Balkans, here's Romania. Close your guide book, meet the people.

So, how does it feel... to survive a nightmare but wake up with a headache?

When your country is transformed, but not really?

When a student drives a Mercedes, but your blind grandma's pension is 7 euros per month?

When Transylvania can be heaven on earth, but scary as hell?

When you can go anywhere you want, but you can't sneak under the tape?

When you buy the perfect home in the wrong place?

When the front door is for VIPs and the back door is for you?

When politicians drive down the pavement because traffic lights are for suckers?

When you mix Thracians, Dacians, Romans, Saxons, Turks, Hungarians, French, Russians... and a Brit?