Everyone's favorite fat feline shares his catty comments on everything from ecology to astrology, Shakespeare to stupidity.

Everyone's favorite fat feline shares his catty comments on everything from ecology to astrology, Shakespeare to stupidity.

In * Garfield's Guide to Everything,* the philosophizing fat cat weighs in on a whole kit and caboodle of subjects, from ecology to astrology, Shakespeare to stupidity.

Sleep -- "The best 18 hours of my day"

Coffee -- "Mother Nature's Jumper Cables"

Dogs -- "They contain 90% of the world's drool supply."

Love -- "...is splitting the last piece of pizza."

Exercise -- "My favorite spectator sport."

Mondays -- "The armpit of days."

Golf -- "That's Scottish for 'AAARGH!'"