Dermot Milligan's got problems. Not only does Dermot have to write down how many donuts he eats, but also - and this is the really rubbish part - HIS FEELINGS! The Head calls in the services of internationally famous poo expert Dr Morlock to help track down the culprit - and somehow the finger of su...

Dermot Milligan's got problems. Not only does Dermot have to write down how many donuts he eats, but also - and this is the really rubbish part - HIS FEELINGS! The Head calls in the services of internationally famous poo expert Dr Morlock to help track down the culprit - and somehow the finger of suspicion is pointed at Dermot.