DON'T WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE? THEN DON'T F*%#&IN' BUY THIS BOOK!- What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

DON'T WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE? THEN DON'T F*%#&IN' BUY THIS BOOK!- What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

• She choked.*- How do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle?

• Shine a light in her ear.*- What's the definition of "making love"?

• It's what a woman does while a man's screwing her.*- How does an Englishman know that his wife is dead?

• Sex is still the same, but the dishes are piling up in the sink.*- What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

• One less drunk at the funeral.*- Why is a fat woman like a scooter?

• They're both fun to ride, but you wouldn't want you friends to see you on either.*- A woman walked into the bank to deposit a large bag of cash.

*"Did you hoard all this money yourself?" asked the teller.

"No," she replied. "My sister whored half of it."*